vintagegal:

Lucille Ball photographed by Fred Hendrickson, 1942

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#archer  #tv  

cataclysmz:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

IT’S LIKE THEY ARE MAKING AN ASS SOUP IN THERE

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#video  #nsfw  

pussyclench:

that’s why you gotta catch em off guard when they’re inside you gotta do a strong ass kegel so they can’t pull out and you gotta whisper in their ear “this my dick and don’t you ever forget it” then smoke a cigarette while they’re still stuck and don’t let him finish fucking you until you’ve smoked at least 1/3 of the cigarette 

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four and three and two and one

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#broad city  #tv  

Grace’s wedding dress was the crowning achievement of Helen Rose’s career, and the most expensive garment she ever designed. The dress, valued at more than $7,200 at the time, had been worked on feverishly in top secret for six week by a platoon of three dozen seamstresses. Suitably feminine and elegant, it was an ivory high-necked, long-sleeved gown with a fitted bodice with an overlay of 125-year-old rose point lace. The cut of the gown accentuated Grace’s tiny waist; its voluminous bell skirt of silk taffeta, peau de soie, tulle, and lace billowed with hundreds of yards of fabric. The circular veil added ninety more yards of tulle, highlighted with seed pearls and affixed to a small fitted headpiece.

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trekupmysleeve:

Perhaps in another life

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tehgreyfox:

johnstamostimelessbeauty:

queenmerbabe:

tiqachu:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

So date rape isn’t a thing? Roofies aren’t a thing? Oh okay.

fucking creeper and his tiny fucking hands needs to shut his damn mouth

He can die now. He’s not needed here.

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Title: Undone-The Sweater Song Artist: Weezer 81 plays
#music  

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

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You always hurt the one you love
The one you shouldn’t hurt at all

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lifeinmyworldx10:

bekkasimpsonphotographer:

"grow a garden in an unexpected spot"

This caption is fabulous with the photo. 

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#nsfw  
Title: Two Weeks Artist: FKA Twigs 7,140 plays

I’ll put you first, just close your eyes and dream about it
Higher than the motherfucker dreaming of you as my lover
I’ll quench your thirst, just chase the high and stop your doubting
Flying like a streamer, thinking of new ways to do each other

#music  

Anonymous asked: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

#race  #dialect  

"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.

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#Kill Bill  #film